In the Steady Earl Region, Anti-German Feelings Run High

Why?

• Their new Fuhrer, Angela Merkel, in her first real act of office, released Mohammad Ali Hammadi, a terrorist hijacker/murderer who killed our Navy diver Robert Dean Stethem back in '85. Read the whole story here.
• Merckel assures us Hammadi's unexplained release was certainly not to effect the subsequent release of their own Susanne Osthoff, who was being held hostage in Iraq. We can therefore assume he was indeed released in a quid pro quo for Osthoff.
• Osthoff herself assured us all, in a bizarro interview where she wore a hijab that looked like a black ski mask, that she was not complicit in being taken hostage in the first place. So it's also safe to assume that she was part of a conspiracy with the terrorists in Iraq.
• Back in '72, the Germans not only bungled, with a uniquely German combination of cowardice and ineptitude, their attempt to rescue the PLO-held Israeli Olympic athlete hostages, who were then mowed down by their captors. The Germans also conspired with the PLO to have a Lufthansa flight hijacked so they could release the surviving terrorist butchers.

And now Merckel has the audacity to lecture us about Guantanamo. I could do without this disgusting excuse for a country.